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Good Morning From Hell

The Case of Freddy v. Jason - #51

Good Morning From Hell

Good Morning From Hell

Society & Culture, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Improv, Fiction

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 26 October 2020

ā±ļø 31 minutes

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Summary

In a special small-claims courtroom episode, our hosts arbitrate a legal dispute between Freddy Kruger and Jason Voorhees over victim custody, late rent, and other roommate issues. Special guest Eric Baudour from the Face Jam podcast and comedian Andrew Rosas! Join our Hatreon to support the show and get exclusive content at goodmorningfromhell.com!

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Produced and hosted by comedians ⁠Chris Demarais⁠ & ⁠Blaine Gibson⁠ from Tales from the Stinky Dragon, Rooster Teeth, & Black Box Down. 

Edited by ⁠Nicholas Newton⁠. 
Art by ⁠Andrew Douglas⁠.

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0:00.0

This is a Rooster Teeth production.

0:30.0

This is a Rooster Teeth production.

1:00.8

Good morning from hell. I'm Chris and I died almost a year ago and my eternal punishment is to do

1:06.8

this podcast where we interview everyone in the afterlife. With my co-host Clayton who is running

1:14.0

for President of Hell against his brother, Satan. We're like, winning President of Hell. I mean,

1:19.0

come on Chris, I got it in the bag. There's no way I can't win this. Now all the elections that are

1:24.7

going on right now are going perfectly smoothly. Everything's going great. Yes. This time next year

1:29.6

we'll be celebrating the Red House. We'll be talking to your anniversary. Good morning from hell.

1:34.1

One year anniversary of my presidency. Yeah. So yeah, I mean, it all comes down next week. We'll

1:40.6

finally know the election results, right? That's right. And if people up on Earth want to participate

1:46.8

in the election, then all they need to do is go to Thor.Rusty.com and they can buy a vote for Clayton

1:51.2

for President of Hell shirt. And if you buy a different shirt than at Casavote for someone else, so

1:55.6

no one wants to buy the Gambo shirt. So I'm pitching the Gambo shirt. I just brought up the,

1:59.9

you know, you need to understand how voting works. Well, I just got a word back from Mr.

2:04.8

Teeth and they said that all those shirts are infected with rat piss. Backed with rat. Rat piss.

2:11.5

Rat piss. Yeah. So if you buy those, then you smell like a rat piss. Okay. Buy or beware.

2:18.0

So yeah, if you win President of Hell, how's it going to change the podcast?

2:22.4

Well, I mean, we'll be going from just, you know, Hell's number one podcast, just another podcast to,

2:27.4

you know, Hell's official, you know, government's voice, you know, we'll be like up on Earth how

2:34.0

Fox News is for the US government, you know, like, we'll be like the official like government

2:38.9

programming. Yeah. That's right. And it's, yeah, it's one whole year of doing this. I mean,

2:43.2

I guess I have all of eternity to look forward to, but still a year feels like a big accomplishment

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