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Unlicensed Therapy w/ Ari Mannis

The Cart Narc (Agent Sebastian)

Unlicensed Therapy w/ Ari Mannis

Ari Mannis

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.9738 Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2020

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

In today’s episode we have the Cart Narc himself with us, Agent Sebastian took his day off from his duties on grocery parking lots to talk about his job and all the behind the scenes of Cart Narc.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome back to another episode of unlicensed therapy.

0:04.5

We normally start on the wide shot, but today we are doing an intro to the podcast because I have way too much free time on my hands during this pandemic.

0:14.4

But this is a special episode. It deserves an intro. I was a legitimate fan of this guest. I did not know who he was before.

0:24.1

Did I say legitimate right? Or did I flub the word? I'm just thinking back to one second ago.

0:31.9

I'm a legitimate fan of the guest to this week's episode. I got sent his videos from a friend,

0:40.3

and I watched every single video, if not most of them.

0:44.8

And I couldn't stop laughing.

0:47.2

And I thought, man, I wonder if you do my podcast.

0:51.0

Turns out he did it.

0:53.3

And it was a fun interview. It was a fun episode to get to know him.

0:58.3

I keep thinking to myself this week, should I make an intro to this podcast? Should I start doing an

1:04.5

intro to all the podcasts? A lot of big podcasts do that. Should I do that? I don't know. I probably won't do it because it's more work

1:12.7

and I'm lazy, but I'm going to do it for this one because I have the time and the thought to do it.

1:17.0

And I'm also thinking it would be cool. Before I start the episode, I'm going to play a clip of the guest.

1:23.9

So right now, I'm gonna play a clip. Weep-bo-bo-weep, weep, weep, weep,

1:28.3

that's a curving, sir, curving. We got curving going on here.

1:31.3

Sir, this is curving.

1:33.3

Sir, this is curving.

1:35.3

Sir.

1:37.3

Wow, the deep response, not for the pit maneuver.

1:40.3

Sir.

1:48.0

You curved your car, you didn't take it back to the cart corral where it belongs. Oh!

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