The Welcome to Grusam, your horrific, true crime podcast. I am Connie along with Lobsterfest Queen Meg and today she is

going to tell us about the Carnation Massacre.

I did get lobster. I had, I got a gift card to red lobster and I went tonight and I got lobster and I got, well I tried to get crab legs but they were out what? Yeah they sold out and I've been talking about them like the second I got my gift card I was like oh I'm getting crab legs and we got there and I was like I would like crab legs please and she was like we don't have any

I was like no you're like well this is how I die. Yeah, this is how I'm going out.

So instead, I got a lobster tail and shrimp and scallops.

So I got enough ocean fair, but I did miss out on the crap legs a little bit.

Because I'd hyped myself up for him.

Dude, I hate that. I hate him.

Fuck you.

I'm ready.

That happened away from you. That happened to me today with we have a new

taco place in town that I'm going to take you to because it is top tier and I called and I was like

can I have Bereia tacos please? And I had to repeat myself like four times because my voice sounds so stupid. And then she's like, wow. She's like, sorry, we don't have Berea today.

And I was like, oh God, okay.

Did you just hang up the phone?

Were you like, I don't want anything then.

Hell no, I was like, I'll take a steak burrito. Thank you.

Who will make it work?

Yeah, that's kind of what happened.

I was just like, she was like, oh we don't have them and I'm like, you know what, that's fine, there's plenty of, like I'll always eat. And I'm like, you know what, that's fine.

There's plenty of, like I'll always eat.

Yeah, there's something here.

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