The Carabao Supremacy, yodelling commentators & the absolute Joe Hart

Football Cliches

Tom Whiter

Sports, Football, Soccer

4.9 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2026

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: a cultural review of the Carabao Cup final, a yodelling commentator at Craven Cottage, Glenn Hoddle's idiosyncrasies rubbing off on his commentary partner, a borderline “rolling back the years” case study, the rise and rise of Joe “Absolute” Hart, FIFA reveal the most "Super Sunday intro" song ever heard... and Richard Keys’ voice in slapstick megalomaniac cartoon villains. Play the new Happy Hunting Grounds daily quiz at games.footballcliches.com Sign up for Dreamland, the members-only Football Clichés experience, to access our exclusive new show and much more: https://dreamland.footballcliches.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	So, Emma's birthday. What are you wearing?
0:02.6	I was thinking maybe a dress, but now I'm not sure.
0:07.0	Probably just wear some smart jeans and a...
0:09.0	What was I saying?
0:11.0	Do you need to get that? You seem a bit distracted?
0:14.6	There's more pictures from him.
0:16.4	I've only just met him and he thinks it's okay to send me naked pictures.
0:19.7	Sending her unwanted nudes is abuse.
0:22.6	Enough.
0:23.6	End violence against women and girls.
0:25.6	See it for what it is.
0:26.6	Visit gov.uk.
0:28.6	Forward slash enough.
0:29.6	Every time I play, I wish that I could win.
0:35.6	Vortex.
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0:38.8	I'm gonna win it last.
0:40.4	We are Vortexcom,
0:42.5	and we've given away millions of pounds of prizes.
0:45.0	We've recently just given away quarter of a million pounds
0:47.7	to Hannah from Trioin.
0:49.1	Be our next lucky winner and head to Vortexcom.
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