Spexavers have asked me to tell you something important, so I've gone creative and dug out my

old jack-in-the-box. It's about prices and how they jump up when you least expect them.

I said jump up when you least expect them. I said jump up when you least expect them. Oh, that Spexaver's glasses still start from 15 pounds.

Not now, Jack, including standard single vision lenses only. He's going to jump up now isn't he?

Oh well you're better off with spec savers. Oh I knew it. Ask in store for details.

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Do you think there are people, you know, because I've heard people say I didn't know about Travis Kelsey until he started

dating Taylor Swift but do you think people are like huh I didn't know about

Taylor Swift until he started. Yes.

She started dating Travis Kelsey.

Smaller.

I think it's a smaller.

I guarantee you there are some sports fans out there who followed

Travis Kelsey's career for whatever,

how long you've been around.

And are just fighting out about Taylor Swift.

Impossible.

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Now on to our episode. I was born with a special gift.

The ability to mentally transform any situation into the worst case scenario in my own brain.

My therapist calls my gift catastrophizing.

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