This is an I-Heart podcast.

Guaranteed Human.

Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio

at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now here's Armstrong and Getty.

Trying to broaden my horizons today.

My horizons are too narrow.

That's what I decided.

My horizons, horizons, like straight or straights.

But my horizons are too narrow, and I'm trying to broaden them by looking at different sections of different sites and newspapers and that sort of stuff.

Just came across this one in tech I want to talk about later.

There's a revolution in the world of battery technology happening that's going to change all kinds of things.

It's going to be awesome.

I know they're getting better and better, but okay, I'll look forward to that. What is alpha-gal syndrome? We'll tell you about it, as Nellie Bowles hilariously put it in. No, no, she said, sounds like a disease that makes women start their own businesses. It's not. It has to do with tick bites. Oh, okay. And it's crazy. Yeah, it's got a silly name.

Alpha-Gal syndrome. I thought it was going to fit in with something with summer.

Girl bosses and yeah, exactly.

Yeah, exactly. It has nothing to do with that.

And a well-known American eatery with a drink so unhealthy, doctors are saying it should be declared poison and be made illegal.

So stay tuned for details on that. Perhaps you'll be swigging some this weekend. But first, it's a gender bending madness update.

I kept hearing about this thing called me.

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