I told you lately that I love you.

Have I told you there's no one else above you?

Feel my heart with gladness, take away all my sadness.

I agree with that's what you do. I agree with that.

Get the point finishes that's out of here.

This guy can free whoever he is.

We'll do it in life.

Fuck it.

You're giving me that look like, that was real gay.

What are you doing?

It was really gay.

I didn't sign off to Rod Stewart.

What the fuck is this?

If I can't play a little Rod Stewart, first off, if I can't play a little Rod Stewart on

Valentine's Day, I will not be ashamed for such a Stewart on Valentine's Day, I will not be shamed for such a thing.

And doubly, I will not be shamed because you were excited about Olympic figure skating, the gayest thing known to man.

It's a beautiful sport. I don't know what to tell you.

Anyway, I thought, hey, we'll have a Valentine's Day special call-in show.

We'll take all the people who presumably don't have someone special to speak with tonight,

and we'll talk relationships and all that.

But then, if you didn't see, pretty bad news today.

And I guess you didn't actually see it.

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