Welcome to your sanity safe space, the call-in show where you decide the topic.

From love chat for Matt to the hate in your heart, I can't believe it.

There are no limits.

You can be nice.

I love legend!

You can be me. I don't give a fuck. Or you can blow it all up.

Hello, my God! Every Wednesday at 9, it gets crazy when you get their number and you can call them maybe.

And now, here they are Matt Christensen and Blonde.

Hello and welcome to the show.

It is the call-in show, the show where you get our number, and we are at your mercy.

Hello, Blonde.

The show where blonde aggressively shows up wearing the makeup on the day.

Well, it's the eve of your birthday, right?

So you can get away with that. I'm going to slip my wrist, I swear I got. I assume we'll get a lot of underhanded happy birthday wishes in the chat tonight. Please, you guys, I can't handle it. Internet, be nice to me. Doesn't that work? She'll ban you if you don't. By the way, I got a fair share of, not a fair share, a handful of really butt hurt emailers about being timed out in the chat or some such nonsense on Sunday.

I don't know if you got too aggressive.

Or if it was J-Fra, I could blame J-Fri too.

It was probably me.

I will ban people for whatever reason or no reason at all.

By the way, if that happens to you, send me an email, assume good intentions on my part,

I'll take care of it.

Don't send me the kind of butthurt email of, I thought you stood on free speech principles,

but I was timed out in the chat.

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