Welcome to your sanity safe space, the call-in show where you decide the topic.

From love chat for Matt to the hate in your heart.

I can't believe it.

There are no limits.

You can be nice.

I love legend.

You can be me. I don't give a fuck.

Or you can blow it all up.

Every Wednesday at 9, it gets crazy when you get their number and you can call them maybe.

And now here they are Matt Christensen and Blonde.

Hello and welcome to the show.

It is the call-in show, the show where you get our number, and we are at Your Mercy.

Blonde is coming to us from a secret European location, and it's, what, like three or four in the morning there.

So no blonde, no blonde video for the, uh, for the live,

people tuning in live tonight, but we will, we will be real quiet because I'm sitting right

next to my sleeping husband. We are dedicated to bringing you the duct tape production. That is

dedication, folks. Well, uh, how was your, how was your flight over to Europe? Oh, miserable. Never fly an easy jet,

although that was just a little. It's like the worst airline. We had to, they let us through security

at Gatwick and London and then they made us check our bags at the gate, even though we had

gone through a layover and everything already. And it cost $200. You haven't been busted for wrong think yet? No, I was kind of worried, though. They were looking at my passport, and I was like, oh, everything's fine, though. All right. Well, we will carry on as normal, minus the video. And I will remind everyone, of course, before I forget that there is no call in show next week.

So no call and show on the 21st, but we will be back as normal on the 28th.

So thanks for being patient with our one week laps.

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