Welcome to your sanity safe space, the call-in show where you decide the topic.

From love chat for Matt to the hate in your heart, I can't believe it.

There are no limits.

You can be nice.

I love legend!

You can be mean. I don't give a fuck. Or you can blow it all up.

Every Wednesday at 9, it gets crazy when you get their number and you can call them maybe. And now here they are, Matt Christensen and Blonde.

Hello and welcome to the show. It is the call-in show, the show where you get our number and we are at your mercy.

Yes, it is just me at the moment. Apparently they don't have internet in this undisclosed location, this place where you acquire toes,

uh, this magical land that blonde has been for the last, uh, little bit.

But we've been trying to make it work. So she's working on fixing it. And I figure rather

than, uh, sitting around waiting and freestyling, we would go ahead and get the show started.

And we'll see if we can get her to join in.

If not, I guess I'll roll solo and take some calls.

And we'll just figure out the format as we go.

So thanks for bearing with the duct tape.

It strikes once again, but hey, that's the character of the show, right?

And the show must go on.

So we'll see if we can get blonde in here momentarily.

Appreciate your patience.

And most of you guys know how the call-in show works. But if you're new to the show and you'd like to participate, the rules for how to do so are in the YouTube stream description.

We'll take calls.

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