Welcome to your sanity safe space, the call-in show where you decide the topic.

From love chat for Matt to the hate in your heart, I can't believe it.

There are no limits.

You can be nice.

I love legends!

You can be mean. I don't give a fuck. Or you can blow it all up.

Hello, my mom! Every Wednesday at 9, it gets crazy when you get their number and you can call them maybe.

And now, here they are Matt Christensen and Blonde. Hello, Ann, welcome to the show. It is The Call-in Show, the show where you get our number, and we are at Your Mercy. Hello, Blonde. Hi. Today was the first time I've been in public in three weeks. You haven't gone out at all? I've walked the dogs. That's it?

Wow.

And gotten coffee, like drive-through coffee a few times.

You're not doing grocery shopping or anything?

Sending the husband to do that. Gotcha. Wow. Good guy, I guess. April Fool's Day really feels like a buzzkill this year. You know, nothing's really all that funny and nobody really wants to take a leap on their cleverness or edginess because, you know, you don't want to be that guy who makes light of a pandemic or whatever.

So, um, so yeah, I've been looking, I don't, maybe people saw some great April, April Fool's

Pranks today that I missed out on, but I've seen almost nothing. And I wish I had one up my sleeve.

I guess I'm just at fault because I didn't think of anything clever either.

It is April Fool's Day. I woke up this morning and I was like, is it ground hog day? And I was like, oh, no. That's bad. Well, is it snowing over by you? I mean, it's still. Yes, I'm so confused. And then the earthquake was confusing. Yeah. Yesterday it was snowing and then it was warm and sunny and then it was hailing and then it was snowing and then it was warm and sunny. Yeah, it's like it's a winter day here, but you know, it'll melt off quickly. Anyway, we'll get as quickly into the calls here. We got a lot of people looking to talk tonight. So we'll try to get through as many people as we can. Of course, if you're new to the show, there's a link to the Discord server on which we host the show in the YouTube description. Hop in that Discord server, put your name in the roll call and hang out in one of the waiting rooms. We go on a first come first serve basis. When you do get into the live room, try to keep your call to about two or three minutes as a gesture of courtesy to your fellow callers. We'll take a break, you know, and I rely on blonde to enforce that, but it of course

depends on how she's feeling that day and what your topic of discussion is and how much I ramble

about it, too. We will take a break every half hour to check in with super chats and stream

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