Welcome to your sanity safe space, the call-in show where you decide the topic.

From love chat for Matt to the hate in your heart, I can't believe it.

There are no limits.

You can be nice.

I love legends!

You can be mean. I don't give a fuck. Or you can blow it all up.

Hello, my mom! Every Wednesday at 9, it gets crazy when you get their number and you can call them maybe.

And now, here they are Matt Christensen and Blonde.

Hello and welcome to the show.

It is the call-in show, the show where you get our number, and we are at Your Mercy.

Hello, Blonde.

Welcome back. Thanks for your patience, everybody, with the, I guess, two-week, kind of three-week hiatus that this show has been off for the holidays.

So we appreciate you holding out.

And as far as I know, everybody forgot this show even exists.

So we'll see if anyone's still around to talk tonight.

You guys are familiar with the rules.

But just in case you're checking out this show for the new year, maybe you have a weird

New Year's resolution.

Join the Discord server on which we host the calls if you want to participate. Put your name in the roll call. We go in a first come first serve basis. We'll take calls for two to three minutes apiece. Blonde keeps time, so you never really know. But as a gesture of courtesy to your fellow callers, trying to keep them as concise as possible. And we'll get through as many callers as we can. We'll take breaks for Super Chat, Stream Labs, D-Live, every half hour. And then the last half hour of the show, 90 minutes from now, we will take email questions. So if you'd like to participate in the show, but you can't do it live, send us an email. That's beauty in the beta adgmail.com.

Remember, I'm only taking call-in-show questions at that inbox. So it's beauty and the beta ad-gmail.com. Put call-and-show question in the subject line so we know that's what it's for, and we'll respond to it in the last half hour of the show. And friendly reminder, you can do it in video format if you like. post an unlisted YouTube video of a minute or less.

We'll play the audio.

We'll respond to it.

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