The Caesar Kidnapped By Pirates

History Is Dank

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Education, History

5.0 • 584 Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2020

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Some Pirates thought they were making a good call by kidnapping a wealthy Roman dude for Ransom. They were even more stoked when they started becoming boys with their victim... Julius Caesar. Or was he the victim? Turns out Caesar had more lessons in store for these pirates than the usual poetry reciting, orating practice, and gambling strategy.

Sources:

Livius.org, Britannica.com “Julius Caesar: Roman Ruler” Arnold Joseph Toynbee, Allpoetry.com, Dailyhistory.org, ancient.eu, Joel Davidson my college roommate and bro.

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0:00.0	Friggin' what up, dude.
0:03.7	Strider Wilson, I'm the host of this podcast.
0:05.9	That's mine.
0:06.4	Gonna be called History is Night.
0:09.7	History is dead.
0:13.0	With Strider Wilson.
0:17.3	Dang is from the crowd.
0:22.6	Frigan what up, dude.
0:25.6	Another ep of history is dank, dude.
0:27.4	Strider Wilson, your host.
0:29.1	It's professional to say that.
0:30.2	I haven't been saying that.
0:32.0	Been watching back, dude.
0:33.3	Haven't been doing much editing.
0:36.3	You know how to trim up a few things, dude. But I like to keep it real. I like to keep it out there. So, but then I was listening back and I'm like, oh, dude, another potts people say their names, dude. And Aaron on the sticks, dude, what up, Aaron? What up? Freaking chilling, dude. I'm pretty, pretty fired up. Just a real quick, this day in history right now.
0:55.0	When this episode is going to come out
0:56.4	probably a few months from now, to be honest,
0:58.3	because we're ahead.
0:58.8	We've been freaking crushing Epps.
1:01.3	But we're recording on July 14th.
1:03.2	And in this day in history,
1:05.2	I believe probably in the mid-90s,
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