The Cabinet 2: From Russia with Jeff Sessions

The Brighter Side

The Last Podcast Network

Society & Culture, Last Podcast Network, Ed Larson, Leisure, Amber Nelson, Comedy

4.6 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2017

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

We’re back learning about our new Attorney General and Secretary of Treasury, and let me tell you what, they are a real treat.

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0:00.0	All on the right side
0:06.1	You got to keep on the right side. You got to keep on the right side.
0:10.0	I'm in my page and called my mother books.
0:14.0	That's okay to me or not with me.
0:18.0	All on the right side, you got to be on the most
0:23.6	Mr. President, it is honor to be here with you.
0:30.6	Thank you for coming over. We have the best dinner set up for you, the most expensive fish. I know the Russians love your freshwater fish.
0:40.4	I thought you were going to serve up Chuck Humor because he slims with fishes.
0:45.9	That's slimy piece of shit.
0:47.2	Let me tell you, I would love to fucking rip his cock off.
0:50.2	I like to take his cock and throw it right down his mother's throat.
0:53.2	Oh, Mr. President, we call that Tuesday.
0:56.0	I like you, Russians. I like good, strong, powerful people.
1:00.0	Anyways, here are the policies we'd like you to implement in America.
1:05.0	Go ahead. I'm going to have to cut you off right there.
1:08.0	$20 million of policy. 20 million dollars. Is that okay? Do you accept Venmo? Venmo. We're working on Venmo right now. You can go through my PayPal. There's a link to it on my Twitter page. No big deal. You can actually go right ahead and go to Donald J.Trump.com and there's a donation button on the bottom.
1:28.0	Maybe I do that. Maybe I don't. Maybe I don't make release of papers of you with the peeing in the
1:34.9	mouth. You can release those papers. It doesn't matter. People love it when I pee in mouths.
1:39.7	I'm the best mouth peer in the world. God, sometimes I am envious of you.
1:44.8	All right, everybody, this is the brighter side.
1:47.2	What's going on?
1:48.3	Creepy shit going out in America.
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