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The Cabin in the Woods

Now Playing - The Movie Review Podcast

Venganza Media, Inc.

Tv & Film:film Reviews, Film Reviews, Film Interviews, Tv & Film, Film History

4.53K Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2012

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Joss Whedon may have directed the biggest movie of 2012, but it wasn't the only film he released this year. Before Avengers, another Whedon co-written and produced film, Cabin in the Woods, was released and polarized both Whedonites and horror fans. This genre-bending tale of five friends who try to go off the grid but find themselves terrorized by inbred hillbilly zombies seems rote, but who are the puppet masters pulling the strings and for what purpose? Well Now Playing puppet masters overwhelmingly voted for a review of Cabin in the Woods in our one-off horror review poll, so listen to find out why!

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0:00.0

You shouldn't be here.

0:10.0

I can only imagine your pain and confusion, but know this.

0:15.0

What's happening to you is part of something bigger, something older than anything known.

0:23.0

You've seen horrible things.

0:26.0

An army of nightmare creatures.

0:29.0

But they are nothing compared to what came before.

0:32.0

What lies below.

0:36.0

It's our task to play game the ancient ones.

0:40.0

As it's yours to be offered up to them.

0:45.0

Forgive us and let us get it over with.

0:51.0

Welcome to now playing's listener choice review of Cabin in the Woods.

0:57.0

This we offer in humility and fear.

1:00.0

For the blessed piece of your eternal slumber.

1:04.0

As it ever was.

1:07.0

Hosted by Stuart.

1:09.0

The scholar.

1:11.0

Arnie.

1:12.0

The fool.

1:13.0

And Marjorie.

1:14.0

The Virgin.

1:15.0

Me.

1:16.0

Virgin.

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