Nothing's more British than a cutter and a biscuit.

Taking a 15 minute break to reset, recharge and feel better.

But the perfect break needs the perfect biscuit.

And let's be honest, as the original and the best

only a MacVitties one will do.

Time for a biscuit, Britain.

MacVitties' true originals,

buy and store for a chance to win a truly original biscuit break.

It's good to be home.

After the frankly insane events at the past month or so,

there's nothing like selling back an uncomfortable life

with a small town newspaper reporter.

Except, of course, that small town is Habitsville.

We're prone to the strange here, no fault of our own.

bizarre things just seem to happen, and just like clockwork,

they're happening again.

It came to me by word of mouth, but as far as I can tell,

it started with a sign.

I walked by the bakery myself just to be sure.

There it was, hanging in the window.

It was small, white and plain, but the words on it stood out

in an unnatural way.

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