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🗓️ 26 January 2018
⏱️ 5 minutes
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A trip to the Midwest, where one man’s childhood memories of a classic TV show resurface in the world of bespoke porn.
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0:00.0 | So Mike, so first I should ask you like what I mean I'm okay to call you back. I mean do you want I? |
0:05.0 | No, that's fine. Okay, so I should just call you back and are you happy to say kind of what part of America you're in? Oh, hi, oh. |
0:12.0 | So you in no hi. Yes, I mean I'm in no hi correct. |
0:18.0 | Just like Gremlins man, Mike's custom video is a response to the actions of his mother from several decades ago. |
0:26.0 | My mother is so when when I was a child it's like if if a commercial came on TV that even insinuated sex she would either turn a channel or she would start talking over the TV to like distract us. |
0:40.0 | Prince, Prince was all the rage and my mother did tested him. We were forbidden if it the song came on the radio we couldn't listen to it. |
0:50.0 | There was one type of show that Mike's mother assumed would be safe to watch around Mike. |
0:55.0 | Sick calls from the 1950s. Even when they were in rerun you know they were long since over you know she just run them on a loop. |
1:02.0 | And one of them was it was called I don't know if you're familiar with the Dick Van Dyke show. It was Dick Van Dyke and Mary Tyler Moore were the two main actors. |
1:13.0 | They portrayed a couple together and it was one of those you know wacky sitcom types of shows. |
1:18.0 | There was a particular episode that they were going on a second honeymoon. |
1:23.0 | And so they were going to like New York to like and they were doing it up in this Ritzy Hotel. |
1:28.0 | They were going to go to dinner first go to Broadway show and all this and they were spending way more money than they had but they were just love it. |
1:33.0 | And this they're just in sconce and all this luxury. |
1:36.0 | So they decide they're going to go to show but before they go Mary Tyler Moore's character she decides you know she's going to go soak in a hot bath. |
1:44.0 | You know to go take a bath before they go. |
1:47.0 | So what happens of all stupid things she she gets her toe stuck in the faucet of the bathtub. |
1:55.0 | And so the whole episode beyond that gets built around Dick Van Dyke her husband trying to rescue her. |
2:03.0 | So outside the bathroom with Dick Van Dyke you don't you know the view doesn't see it. |
2:08.0 | Yeah so so the fact is Mary Tyler Moore who's a main character on the show. |
2:12.0 | Virtually the whole episode she's off off camera. |
2:15.0 | They actually show her at the end you know her foot still stuck in there. |
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