Bush Telegraph.

Welcome to the Bush Telegraph where you join me, Mickey Noonan, looking fondly at the framed

photocopy of Hannah Dunleavy's left, I think it's a left, hang on, Yeah, her left butt cheek from one of our more raucous standard issue

Christmas parties. Cherish these memories about to be decimated by the government, Hannah.

Number one, I apologize. Number two. be decimated by the government, Hannah.

Number one, I apologize.

Number two, that never happened.

What, Mickey, what are you trying to get out here?

What are you peddling your lies here? Well it's more what lies are the telegraph peddling because in response to Deputy Prime Minister Angela Rayna's overhaul of workers' rights for October's The Workers Protection Act, which sees a crackdown on

workplace harassment and sexual abuse of staff. It seemed like good ideas, but you know we'll

come back to that. The paper Theres, this all spells the end of office parties because everyone knows she can't have fun with your colleagues without a little harassment jeopardy.

Won't somebody think of the Gropers?ppers is such an odd take and disregards quite how much

protection predators have had for the past I've lost count decades.

I mean I fully agree but I wouldn't also say that you and I went to see a former

colleague the other day, lovely Lucy, went to see her in Lincoln and we're both sexually

as a winter on a number of occasions.

I'm not telling you lies listeners, but she fucking loved it.

She acted angry and annoyed, but secretly, she was overjoyed. Her mind's telling me no but her body

her body is telling me yes. Apologies to everyone for everything around what I just sang. But no with

Lisey I would suggest that I'm also like a very dear friend so I get away with it.

Also it was accidental bongroping.

Not that last time it wasn't.

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