The Bush Telegraph: Scandi goals? Sort of

Standard Issue Podcast

Standard Issue

Society & Culture

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🗓️ 19 February 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

What does a “streamlined” UK border look like? And if you vote for the MP of one party, should they be allowed to defect to another? These are just two questions Jen and Mick pose as they rootle around this week's news. What did they find? Well, there's a new immigration policy bothering British dual-citizens and, upsettingly as ever, more from the man who’d like to bother many more besides: Nigel *groans forever* Farage. There’s better news from the EU about companies discarding textiles, as well as a sexism Olympics alongside a JOTB report on the regular one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	McDonald's wraps all flavour, no mess.
0:02.9	No drips on your drip or grease on your shirt.
0:05.1	No crumbs on your keyboard or sauce on your dashboard.
0:07.9	Just all the flavour of sweet chili chicken, barbecue and bacon chicken and new teakia chicken.
0:12.8	Rapped up neat.
0:14.8	Served after 11am.
0:16.1	Teaka chicken wrap available until the 13th July 26.
0:18.2	Fees applied to delivery orders subject to availability.
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0:27.0	100 hours of craft in every cup.
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0:41.6	Brought to you by twining sleep. Twinings. Alive in every drop. Bush Telegraph. Welcome to the Bush
0:53.9	Telegraph. I'm the Bush Telegraph.
0:55.0	I'm Mickey Neenan and it turns out I fall over a lot more than China's dancing robots.
1:01.4	Turns out what could be the end of humanity has got moves.
1:06.4	Jen, who would win in a dancer?
1:09.3	You, humanoid robots or Julia Stiles?
1:13.0	I haven't seen these humanoid robots, but I think I could beat Julia Stiles in a dance off, if I'm honest.
1:19.1	Okay, so we're now to Jen and the humanoid robots.
1:22.2	My money's unshineer.
1:25.2	Can you describe how they move?
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