The Bush Telegraph: Rage against the (old washing) machine

Standard Issue Podcast

Standard Issue

Society & Culture

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2025

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Are you angry? Like really angry? Of course you are. Well, does Hannah have a dinner service for you. This week, she and Mick are asking whether the justice system is about to get a little less just, looking at the newly discovered age epochs of the human brain, celebrating having a bank account, and metaphorically smashing small TVs with a sledgehammer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey Harry.
0:00.7	Hello mate.
0:01.5	Got any tips for the football?
0:02.8	Your best bet is to head over to Bet Victor.
0:04.9	They're giving new customers a terrific welcome offer. If you bet a minimum of £10, they'll give you £30 in three bets. Oh, that's a steel of a deal. It's a good darn deal that'll make your squirrel for real. Neil? My name's not Neil. I know, bet it rhymes. Listen to Harry and make your best bet on the football at Betvictor.
0:23.4	18 plus opt in best bet on the football at BetVictor.
0:23.3	18 plus opt in and bet on any football marketing at odds of evens or greater no, cash out seven-day expiry terms and conditions apply.gamblerware.org.
0:31.9	Mr Speaker, the new autumn budget.
0:35.6	There we go.
0:37.0	Let the dust settle.
0:38.4	Let rumours turn to fact.
0:40.2	Over the past 40 years, we've seen financial curveballs of all shapes and sizes.
0:45.3	But one thing stays the same.
0:47.5	Our experts will continue to filter through the noise, helping you make the most of your tax allowances.
0:53.8	Hargreaves lands down, helping Britain invest through it all.
0:57.7	Capital at risk, tax rules applying can change.
1:00.2	Bush Telegraph.
1:02.5	Welcome to the Bush Telegraph, where I, Mickey Noonan,
1:06.4	and popping a champagne goug suggestively in the direction of Hannah Dunleavy.
1:12.1	As she does every Wednesday.
1:14.3	It's true and on your birthday and other special occasions.
1:19.0	But this time it is because congratulations to the funniest bit of telly in the past far too long,
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