Bush Telegraph.

Hello, and welcome to the Bush Telegraph.

I'm Hannah Dunleavy, and I've got news hot off the press.

It's hot.

I am joined by Mickey Noonan.

How are you like in the Caribbean weather, Mick?

Well, as you can see, Hannah, I've got a jumper on,

and I'm considering also putting on socks.

Fucking psychopath.

I checked it's seven degrees cooler here than where you are at Sea Breeze in it.

But it has been toasty and I like it because I don't have to sleep in a roof anymore.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

I have my brother here over the last couple of days to do a crap load of jobs for me. Oh, he's been brilliant. And at one point I said, I need some stuff taking out the loft and we just pushed the hatch and went, no. No. No. No. No. No. All of those things are now on fire. So they can stay where they are. Yeah. Last time we had a heat wave when it was 41 degrees, my water tank melted in the loft. Fucking hell. Did you have insane thunder and lightning last night? No. Oh, you missed out. We had lightning just every 20 seconds. Oh, wow. And I kept thinking, oh, it's going to rain. It's going to rain. It's going to rain, because my water butts are empty already, it's going to rain, but it didn't. Just teasing you, just teasing you, putting on a show and then not delivering the promised wets. I watered the garden, which I thought might mean I brought the rain. It's basically the equivalent of a rain dance, isn't but no it has not when you said news hot

the press i thought you were going to talk about the dog who shot a woman in nebraska have you

seen this no yeah if i want to or not because i don't approve of guns but i find the anthromor

the anthropomorphization whatever of a dog shooting a woman quite funny.

Yeah, yeah.

Some prick had a loaded shotgun in the back of their truck.

And when their dog was moving about in the back seat, it somehow triggered the shotgun,

which had a live round chambers.

It damaged the vehicle and struck a female passer boy.

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