Bush Telegraph. Welcome to the Bush Telegraph. I'm Mickey Noon and this is Jen Offord. It is indeed. Hello.

Hello. Look, Jen, I am sure that you're the same. It is only April, but I am already looking forward to my traditional Christmas of a can of tuna while watching the guns of Navarone.

Wowzers, that sounds like quite the day to celebrate Jesus.

Where'd you get that from?

It's what the Lord would want.

That's right, Jensler.

I need to tell you about the most recent example of,

You got me all wrong, Gov.

Will nobody think of poor richard keys surely the only

real victim of i don't let me just check the telegraph interview he did oh this as a highly

privileged white man you simply can't say anything these days, can you?

It is very tricky, yeah.

Yes, it is the Telegraph and yes, it's behind the paywall.

But I am low-key obsessed with Keesies' interview with Oliver Brown.

It couldn't be more reminiscent of Greg Wallace's 2024 monsterpiece, My Saturday, also for the

Telegraph, if it was, I don't know, conducted by Greg Wallace himself.

Someone put Keys and Wallace in a room together immediately.

Then lock that room, walk away, toss the key in a river, don't worry about the screaming,

just never look back. There is, well, there in a river, don't worry about the screaming, just never look back.

There is, well, there's a lot to choose from in this paying to the goodness of Richard Keyes

according to Richard Keyes, but I'd like, if I may, to read out my favourite bit.

Yes, please.

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