The Bush Telegraph: Choppy waters and gratuitous tits

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Standard Issue

Society & Culture

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🗓️ 1 August 2024

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Mick and Jen are on Bush Telegraph duties this week and trying not to get seasick as they negotiate the choppy waters of the Seine, remaining buoyed by Flavor Flav’s unlikely appearance in a pool. Meanwhile, there may be tough times ahead for Rachel Reeves, horrors unfold on the streets of Southport, and one woman has tits galore right in her face. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	If just thinking about your bills makes you feel confused and disorientated,
0:05.0	like your head is full of raspberry,
0:08.0	then you need Monzo.
0:10.0	Download your new favorite bank and pay bills from custom pots.
0:15.0	Money never felt like Monzo.
0:18.0	UK residents, tease and seas apply.
0:21.0	BUSH Telegraph. Welcome to the Bush Telegraph. apply. B
0:28.3	BUSH Telegraph.
0:25.3	I'm Mickey Noonan and, oh, sorry, excuse me.
0:29.3	I can hear splash it and ticking.
0:32.3	Yeah, splashing and ticking. and ticking. It's splashing and ticking.
0:34.0	Jen offered.
0:35.0	What are you doing in that swimming pool with a massive clock?
0:38.0	Well Mick, uh, let me tell you about...
0:42.0	flavor of sponsorship. I'm trying to think of something to say now because I am going to talk about this in a bit but yeah, flavor flave. I mean what a hero not all heroes were capes some of
0:56.3	them were clocks had intracts women hat I mean we're gonna talk about this in a
1:00.9	minute so I don't I don't want to like spoil it but what I will say is a
1:03.8	picture of him in a swimming pool holding a ball in front of him why that didn't have a clock face on it
1:09.4	absolutely missed a fucking trick on that one. I tell you what Jen we're on the same page quite a lot but I don't think I've ever been quite as on the same page as I am with you about this and that's right Liz Liz Liz Liz this Jenny's going to be talking about one of my favorite stories in this Olympics in
1:23.8	journey off the blocks a little bit later so please stick around for that and in
1:27.7	more huge news this week. It's not as big. New Chancellor Rachel Reeves announced the scrapping of a raft of commitments made by the previous
1:37.7	Conservative government.
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