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Teller graph. Welcome to the Bush Telegraph where I, Mickey Noonan, ask Jen offered, man or bear.

Well, bear, obviously.

Indeed Jen, you and nearly every other woman.

So, a little explanation,

Tik-Toc and other social media has been ablaze!

With chat about whether women would rather be stuck in the woods with a man they don't know or a bear that they also don't know just to be clear.

That is not where I thought this was going.

But yeah, okay. not without hesitation shows the bear and men have taken this very personally

angrily explaining why women are stupid to choose the bear slash still not

taking no for a fucking answer. It may not surprise you to

learn Jen that men have raped and or murdered more women than bears have.

That's not funny but you know.

It may not surprise you to learn Jen that if you leave a bear alone and mind your business you will be completely fine and it may not surprise you to

learn Jen that women who have been attacked by bears haven't been interrogated

as to what they were wearing at the time. Oh man. Yeah, well oh bear I think definitely.

Quite quite quite quite. I mean I guess I could change that to male police officer or bear.

Well Mick we've talked quite a bit about the police in England and Wales over the past few years

specifically about how they are failing women when it comes to violence,

be it sexual, domestic, the stories are grim.

Of course we all remember Sarah Everard so I probably don't need to remind you but I will.

Everard was kidnapped, raped and murdered by serving officer Wayne Cousins who was able to detain her by showing her his police warrant card and telling her she'd broken lockdown rules.

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