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Standard Issue Podcast

The Bush Telegraph: Anal explosions are the least of our worries

Standard Issue Podcast

Standard Issue

Society & Culture

4.71.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2026

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

Who pays the highest price when respect is missing? That’s the inadvertent theme for Hannah and Mick as they tackle this week’s news. And it turns out there are plenty of people they’d both like to see with an unexploded WWI ordnance shoved where the sun don’t shine, including a lot of men in the Epstein Files, and a fair few MPs and Lords keen to get a dangerously faulty car on the road without an MOT. Take a deep breath and tuck in. Oh, and please do keep your historical artefacts where we can see them at all times. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Bush Telegraph. Hello and welcome to the Bush Telegraph. I'm Hannah Donleavy and this is Mickey Noonan.

1:07.9

Oh, um, hello. Oh, sorry Hannah. I was just shifting uncomfortably in my seat there.

1:14.1

Yeah, a little act out as well. I enjoyed that. Now, Mick, and I don't know if these two

1:20.3

things are going to be connected, but reading the news, I think we can all agree, is somewhat like

1:26.3

shoving Unexploded World War I War I ordinance up your bumhole.

1:30.4

So it seems rather fitting.

1:31.8

I actually saw a headline about a man doing just that this week.

1:36.2

Apparently the A&E Department of a hospital in Toulouse, that's France,

1:40.3

but you've already knew that, right?

1:42.0

And not just because you know where to lose this,

1:45.0

had to be evacuated and bomb disposal experts called in after,

1:50.3

God, as if their job's not hard enough.

1:53.3

Bomb disposal, bomb disposal experts.

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