The Bush Telegraph: Allegedly...

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🗓️ 23 October 2025

⏱️ 28 minutes

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With the Grand Old Duke of York’s title now vacant, Mick and Jen visit the horrific allegations against Prince (for now) Andrew, made in Virginia Giuffre’s posthumous memoir, and his other right royal cock-ups. There's more horror, this time in England's maternity wards. But fear not, there's also some joy, including puppies – 13 of ‘em! Woof! – a delicious turning of the tables in SOTW, and some half decent cricket results in Jenny Off the Blocks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Bush Telegraph.
0:02.2	Hello and welcome to the Bush Telegraph.
0:05.1	I'm Mickey Ninen and I am very excited to be joined by one of my favourites.
0:10.5	I'm sure she's one of yours.
0:12.6	Ursula the Sea Witch.
0:14.1	Ursula! Hello!
0:15.9	How rude.
0:18.4	Not you as well.
0:20.4	Hello.
0:22.7	Explain yourself, Ursula.
0:27.2	I have asked my daughter for an explanation, but she's not been able to provide one.
0:38.8	Last week, the mother of one of her school friends revealed to me that my daughter has been telling kids at school that Ursula the Sea Witch is real and that she is I.
0:42.3	I am she, Ursula the Sea Witch.
0:44.1	You are quite purple.
0:47.1	Absolutely. The tentacles as well are a bit.
0:47.9	It's a giveaway.
0:48.9	A bit of a giveaway.
0:49.9	But, you know.
0:51.5	She's been hiding in plain sight.
0:55.4	I think it's beautiful, Jen.
0:57.2	I think it's absolutely beautiful.
0:59.5	Hang it in the Louvre.
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