and welcome to the J-Train podcast. This is J-Train, coming to you live from

Harlow, New York City. It's a beautiful December day. We're taping on Christmas Eve.

I hope you had a beautiful Christmas. You might not believe it, but that's

shall be playing the piano right now. I've been practicing. We turned down the lights.

It's like a glass of wine. Me too. You got a glass of wine on the piano. I'm in a full gown, actually.

I'm draped across the piano, laying on it while you play. You're very regal. I am very regal.

But we're having a classy Christmas and we want to invite you, the listener, to ease your mind.

Lay it, lay that head down.

I love that you brought in a string section. They're not cheap. Not cheap. This is the production

value on this podcast is unbelievable. But this is what this show is all about. You send in your emails,

your stories, your questions every Tuesday and Friday. We unpack those emails. I take the sack

of letters that I receive. I don't know how they got the address, but they did. They found

Feather Nation Studios. They found it. And then we answer you and make you feel a little bit better.

Life is tough. It's tough out there. It's tough out there. And the J-Train podcast is here.

Let the music come over you. Let it close your eyes. I want you to close your eyes, Mr. and Mrs.

Listener. Only if you're driving a vehicle, cause it and do it when you get in your garage. Or pull over.

Yeah. Yeah. Pull over on the, on the, on the media or something like that. Yeah.

And close your eyes and let the music just flow through you.

Because we're going to get into some emails and questions and stories.

And I want the feathers to drape down your body. Feel the feathers. You've seen them,

have you seen American beauty? I'm familiar. It's not great. But there's the scene where she's,

he's having a fantasy where she's naked and the roses are. This is, that's you, but with feathers.

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