The Burritos of Edinburgh

The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.6 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2019

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Live from the Gilded Balloon in Edinburgh for the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, Greg speaks about Sidney Lumet, spurtles and Simone Biles.

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is the Queen quality controlled contamination.
0:21.4	We call Masotto Beach isn't here.
0:25.2	The Southern Coast is a county, poverty-conclad election.
0:29.2	The Guilda Balloon located in TBI Square and we're here in the nightclub, which is located in the depths of the Guilda Balloon.
0:35.2	Conveniently located next door to the men's toilet.
0:38.2	And this is my 457 French festival.
0:42.2	Is there talking going on in my show?
0:45.2	Yeah, we want to go on that.
0:48.2	We'll show the fuck up.
0:52.2	What are you here to stand up? Show me.
0:56.2	This is a podcast and it's like radio except for humans and stuff.
0:59.2	So, shut up and we'll move on.
1:01.2	Yeah, this is not been to the French a thousand million times and when I first came to Edinburgh,
1:07.2	1989, 30 years ago, they were just finishing the castle and I had just started the tram.
1:14.2	And I also ordered dinner at a place and I just got it this year.
1:21.2	The main thing is I think that changed over the years is of course the efficiency level.
1:27.2	As you noticed at the top of the show, the theme song didn't play and I think that that's been a theme throughout the festival over the last 30 years of the French.
1:36.2	I showed the period yesterday and someone downstairs said, who are you?
1:40.2	And I know. I felt the same way.
1:45.2	When I first came here, there was no food to speak up.
1:50.2	There was chips and there was a lot of doughnut and cola and that was it.
1:53.2	And now there's restaurants everywhere in coffee and whatnot and ice and cola drinks.
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