All right. I know you. I know you expected the show to start already. It's going to start

momentarily. There will be a spectacular scat that is coming your way. I thought DMX was here the

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It's the Smithballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.

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Okay.

Yeah.

Do you like it, Mike?

Yeah, it was different.

You were a wah guitar.

Now, Mike, you have a better ear for these things than I do.

I don't even know what I hear.

It sounded like a slow start to me.

Like he was a little late and then was trying to catch up.

But then I feel like the end was like I wanted to,

I wanted more of it.

You got to factor in the remote recording, Jason.

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