Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and a new news roundup and catch-up show that we're calling The Bulletin.

On this episode, we're discussing Pep Guardiola's contract extension and what it means for Man City and their legal troubles.

Leon's massive financial issues, Michelle Kang's huge women's soccer donation, and a new feature by popular demand, what we're watching of this weekend. My name's Ryan Bailey, joining me today, your friend and mine, Taylor Rockwell. Hello, Taylor. Hello, Ryan, I'm excited for this one, and the other show will be recording today, because between the two of them, I kept thinking I was done with my my research and then I would scroll down a little bit further and be like, oh, there's another topic to go in depth on. As you might have guessed, I ended up doing a lot of research on one or two of these bullet points. So I'm excited to go very, very long as I am right now. How many conspiracy theories has that led you to? Because that's normally the way it starts to learn. None. But should they have? Now I'm concerned. Is this the conspiracy? Watch out for those 5G mask, tea. That's all I'm shocked, by the way, that this doesn't all come off the top of your dome piece. You have to research all of these, by the way. Yeah, I feel like it used to be able to come off the top of the dome

because I would retain information.

Then we had two kids and I don't sleep anymore.

And now information just goes in one ear and out the other, as does that expression.

Oh, God bless you, Taylor.

There we go.

Graham Rodden, you just heard his voice.

Here he is.

Hello, Graham.

Hello, Brian.

How are you? Are you excited to have club football back this weekend?

You can come out of your, what did you call it, your vacay last weekend during that domestic carbonation. Yes. Yeah, I'm back, baby. I'm back. And it's a good weekend. We're going to get to it a little later in the episode. Lots of stuff happening on both sides of the old pond to talk about Graham. Very exciting stuff. Indeed, very glad for it to be back.

I'm very glad to have Mr Joseph Lowry on about Graham. Very exciting stuff. Indeed, very glad for it to be back.

I'm very glad to have Mr. Joseph Lowry on the call. Hello, Joe. Apparently, fat-tailed dwarf lemurs hibernates. I was just looking up animals that hibernate. Like, Ryan, I was going to, that bear just felt too on the nose. The Arctic ground squirrel. Ryan, which of these do you want to be most? Which of these do you feel closest to?

The Lima one sounds good.

All right.

Welcome Fat-Tailed Lamer.

Yeah. squirrel. Ryan, which of these do you want to be most? Which of these do you feel closest to?

The Lima one sounds good. All right. Welcome Fat-Tale Lamer.

Yep. Fat-Tailed dwarf lemur sounds like a slur and an insult and several other things all that was.

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