We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We are receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you. This is our time capsule. This is the

omnibus. So, You have accessed entry 159.

A.C.6.

The Brushy Mountain Prison Breakout. It does. It does sound like a good banjo picking time. It does. But it's a little darker because of the main character I'm afraid.

Oh, dear.

But I think it's okay to treat him as kind of a,

well, we'll get to that.

It seems like Brushy Mountain Prison Outbreak

could be like a 70s softcore, one of these I was going to say just

Bert Reynolds is well yeah but his stuff was pretty close to soft core sometimes

he had that bare skin rug always with him, always ready to go.

The, you know, the distant future knows we're recording in the 20-20s a turbulent time for America.

It is, it is. Although maybe in maybe in the future can they'll look back and think of these as a house

yon days. Hey look the neutron bomb did not go off yet they don't know know. The aliens are still around Neptune.

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