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The Basement Yard

The Brother Test

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2017

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

On this podcast, I have my brothers on to test our sister's fiance on how well he actually knows her. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the Basement Yard this week. I am joined by my brothers and my sisters fiance

0:06.6

Vin is here for the first time. Yeah, you're gonna have to talk into that microphone

0:15.1

If you guys can't see if you're not watching this on full screen

0:18.5

You can sign up fullscreen.com slash basement yard put in the promo code basement and you get a free month

0:23.3

But for those of you who are watching you will notice that Keith shaved his face. I had to and

0:30.0

Now he just looks like Lena Dunham

0:35.9

Who's that again? Who's that again? I don't even know how to explain it to you because you definitely don't know who she is

0:41.2

I mean you probably know she like if you saw her

0:43.6

But why am I compared to a girl? I don't know you look like when they don't run out. She looks like a guy

0:51.6

Or the two of you just look like a middle. I look like a I look like a big fifth grader

0:56.8

You should have kept the beard. I liked it. I didn't it was growing

1:00.0

It was terrible. Listen all you had to do was buzz it down. I had

1:04.6

Like no shit pubic. I had a look like that a comb over right there here

1:09.6

But that's why I'm saying you just have to buzz it down when you buzz it down by the way. I tried to

1:15.2

I mean it was like

1:18.1

Like you fucking. I don't know. I can't really explain it. It was like really weird. Yeah, because it was long

1:24.6

No, I had fucking holes and shit on the side of my face. What?

1:28.9

Because you're it's patchy. Yeah, it's patchy. Yeah, because your hairs were fucking long

1:33.3

They were a good inch and a half long they were

1:37.2

My chin was like and red is like padded. I don't know if it was from like sauce or cheese. It was but it was a red spicy

1:45.0

See Irish roots. We took an uber on the way here

1:48.3

And Keith's talking to me and I'm like you have sauce on your face. He goes yeah, whatever

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