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Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap. All right, let's get into your phone tap. Garrett, what do you have? All right. Audrey is playing a phone tap on our husband, George. The couple just bought a new house, and they hired a cleaning service to clean up the house. And George is a little skeptical of bringing strangers into the house. so Audrey thought it would be a good time to play a phone tap on him.

Let's see what happens.

As strangers come to clean the house. And you're a part of this too, right? I'm a stranger. Here we go.

You are a stranger. Hello? Hi, honey. Hey, what's all, sweetie?

Cleaning service came today.

Oh, okay, cool.

One tiny little hits, though.

I don't think it's that big a deal, but he broke your recliner.

Are you kidding me?

No, it just, I'm not real...

How do you break a chair, unless you're trying? Honestly, I went there, but the guy was... He was so apologetic. I mean, it looked like a puppy man. Oh, apologies. I hope he feels better. He apologized. Just bull-uh, how do the hell they break that chair? You've got to be. You're kidding me. He feels so bad. He does. I don't care if he feels bad.

How do they break it? Is that idiot still there? Yeah, he's still here. I want to talk to him.

Be nice, okay? Yeah, I'll treat him like a comfy chair. Do you think? My husband's

kind of curious about the chair. Yeah, I'll treat them like a comfy chair. Do you think? My husband's kind of curious about the chair. Uh, yeah, the chair. Um, is this him? Is this him? Hello, who am I talking to? Hi, this is Frederico. Frederico, my wife tells me that you broke my recliner. Uh, you know, some might say yes, but, you know, I look at... Some might say yes? Is it the same condition it was when you got there? No. No. So you broke my chair. Funny story. There's nothing funny about this, Puerto Rico. Well, I think time for a new chair, maybe. Don't tell me it's time for a new chair. I've had this year for 15 years. I weigh a buck 10 soaking wet, and when I sat down on it, then collapsed like a folding chair. How can I help... I weigh too 60. I was sitting in that thing every night for 15 years, a decade and a half, and it's never at once even creaked. Well, I was just trying to clean up the chair, you know. I was trying to get all the French fries that I found on the side of it, out of it, so you could, hey, you know, have a nice chair. And when I went to go recline back, I guess that's all she wrote. What the hell's the matter with you? Obviously, you're not cleaning up the food that I found in that chair. I mean... That's real business. And then you know, that's why we hired you.

Okay, and I was doing my job. And look at you, you're putting this all on me because I was doing my job. I'm putting it all on you because you broke the chair. Ah, well, if you want to see it that way, that's fine. But you got to see it from... I'm gonna see it that way, I am gonna be there in 20 minutes.

If you are still there, I am gonna tear you apart.

I'm just grabbing a drink from. I want to see it that way, I am going to be there in 20 minutes.

If you are still there, I am going to tear you apart. I'm just grabbing a drink from the fridge. Hold on. Did you not hear me? All right, I'm just saying. You're not touching anything. Get out of that house. Well, then where? Can I use the bathroom at least? No. You're telling you. I don't want you touching anything. You're touching my phone, you

George.

Get him out.

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