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people above your panic have to be destroyed.

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Adam did Brum. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Motherfucking Conspiracy, the show. I am your host. Adam Todd Brown, joining me as co-host. Connor McSpadden is in the cut.

How's it going, man? Am I being detained? Probably at some point. I think it's going to happen.

I get the feeling that I'm being detained. Do you ever wonder if things are going to get bad enough

that this podcast is the reason we end up in Guantanamo someday?

I do often, and I think about, well, they've got the data scraping technology.

They can go through every podcast on iTunes and find out, you know, which ones are talking shit

with robots fairly reliably, I can imagine.

You know, I mean, it seems like just a matter of time and will.

I'm pretty sure at one point, Spotify ran an AI thing to see if anyone had unlicensed music in their podcasts, because it turned out we had like three that had been up for years and years and years.

And then all of a sudden, Spotify sent me notifications about all three

at the same time. They had to have run some sort of AI thing that identified it. And yeah,

it can definitely be fine-tuned to catch us calling Trump a fascist, I'm sure. But until then,

let's get this money. Talk about ice. All the money we're raking in doing this podcast. Fucking setting us up.

We'd be better off if we just became ice agents. Yeah. Yeah. At least we'd have that signing bonus. All that's good stuff to look forward to, provided we didn't get hanged in the Hague someday.

What are you going to spend your signing bonus on? I'm going to buy a fully loaded Ford Ranger.

That's a good choice. I would probably spend it on something stupid, like graded sports cards.

Hoping they go up in value, then that player will blow out his ACL the next day. And then I'm just out.

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