The Brilliant Firefly: Revolt, Chapter 9

Stories Podcast: A Bedtime Show for Kids of All Ages

Stories Podcast

Fiction, Stories For Kids, Kids & Family

4.3 • 13.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2018

⏱️ 19 minutes

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It's the penultimate installment of The Brilliant Firefly: Revolt! In this episode, we finally learn more about Firefly's archenemy: The Scarlet King! Stay tuned! The final episode of The Brilliant Firefly: Revolt will be released in TWO weeks!! If you'd like to support our podcast, you can visit patreon.com/stories and make a pledge. OR you can support either of this week's sponsors: Omigo and Ziprecruiter! When you guys, our listeners, support our sponsors, you're helping us continue to create new content for you and your family to enjoy! Here are the offer details: Omigo: To get $100 off your order of the coolest toilet seat ever, visit myomigo.com/STORIES! ZipRecruiter: To try out the smartest way to find the right candidate for your job, visit ZipRecruiter.com/KIDS!

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0:00.0	Hey, prime members!
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0:07.2	Okay, so this is medium weird to talk about, but this is honestly a cool product, so here
0:11.5	we go.
0:12.6	Have you ever really thought about wiping with toilet paper?
0:15.8	Like really thought about it?
0:17.6	The US alone uses 36 billion rolls of toilet paper every year, which contributes to our
0:22.8	consumption of trees, water, and electricity.
0:26.0	Basically it's not good for the environment, but what's the alternative?
0:29.7	I'll tell you, it's Omigo.
0:32.0	Omigo is a revolutionary high-tech toilet seat that changes everything.
0:36.1	You install it yourself in just 20 minutes and it has a million features, but most importantly
0:40.2	it cleans you after you go so you don't need to use toilet paper.
0:43.8	It washes you in all the right places and you can personalize the experience.
0:47.5	You can change the temperature of the water, the position, pressure, movement, and width,
0:51.5	and at the end of it you feel as clean as if you just took a shower, and then it dries
0:55.4	you off!
0:56.4	That's amazing!
0:57.4	And here's my real favorite feature, it has a nightlight.
1:00.4	You know that feeling when you wake up in the middle of the night and you have to go but
1:03.0	you really don't want to get up?
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