Hey everyone welcome to the Rishis podcast this week brought you by pizza hut brain tree and square space. I would say welcome is a strong word.

What do you mean you're currently watching the Rishis you're currently you have nothing better to do. I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. I'm Blaine. I'm Bernie.

I'm already someone. I'm Gus. Wow. You would just almost went got by. Yeah. Why are you guys in so much? I'll get to that in a minute.

Someone unplugged the beer fridge. Which beer fridge? Our beer fridge. Oh, is this new one? So, no topic podcasts. That's what they unplugged. They unplugged that. So we just had ball beer that's like shoved in there along with off topics kegs.

Yes. That seems like second rate to me to begin with. That's why we're in for a party podcast. Oh, the body. You're drinking the vodka. There's not much in here. Drink up. Do you have any? There's not much. That's an enormous amount of vodka. I drank a bottle of whiskey on Saturday. Did you really? Can you? Is that a bad thing should I not be? I mean, I did. If you chuck that now, would you be drunk? Yeah, probably. How many wine drinks the rest of a ball? I drank it over the course of a day. It's not like I drank it all at once. It's like I chugged it. You like a decent buzz the whole day? Yeah.

If you're listening to the audio podcast, he's got a bottle of vodka. What is it? A couple of meters of vodka. Yeah. He's got about a sixth of the vodka in it. It's got a decent amount of vodka. That'd be like six drinks for me. I think that's hefty. It's like three. Do we have any mixes? Two. There's some top cheek right here. Anyway, that's a. Would you? Would you shoot it and then get a thing? I would mix it with this fine carbonated beverage over here. Topo Chico. So.

What? What? Then we tell you when you go to Mexico to vacation, don't drink the water. And then we import the water that we drink on a daily basis here from Mexico. Does that's the track anyone is. Monterrey Mexico. Monterrey. Monterrey. Monterrey. Was that not a joke? Yeah. So we chose. Got you guys. Man. Go ahead. Love Monterrey. So before we get. Monterrey. Before we get too far. Where's Mount Terry? Guests dealing with Mount Terry, Mexico.

My favorite mountain. I wanted to before we get started on that. I wanted to say congratulations to Patrick. Hey. Our director of broadcast who over the weekend got engaged. Got engaged. He's like. And we got. We got you a little something Patrick. They're they're getting it. Hey, look at that confetti. Do we don't get one? Oh, look at this. Oh, did I. I went to early?

There we go. Where's the cake? I like that Patrick. Got a gauge that we get cake. Well, the cakes for him. Come get your cake, Patrick. Well, we kind of need him in the car. Could you like sweep this up? Is it made of bread? Oh, no, no. Have you guys ever watched or like look at the the shitty cake toppings like people at misspell? Oh, I did that for Barbers birthday. Yeah. What is it? What is it? It was a heartbeat for Nerf Day.

I had a pen-abs whatever I just read. I had to write it on a piece of paper to make sure they got it wrong. Oh, that's going to be like. You're about to pop. So do you hear the story of how it all went down? Was there like a big plan? He's in the morning. I know that much. Well, kind of, but the kids screwed up. Okay, so Patrick, the story that he had. I know this. I went the same thing with Ashley. What's I have all these plans and everything? You're new. Here's

the cake and you're there and then you just had this moment at home and you're like, this is the perfect moment. So you did it. Was the weekend celebration or the pride celebration? Was that kind of a. Oh, just go ahead. Okay. So he took away the cake. So I'll give him a cake. I'm not. I'm not as congratulatory anymore. Now that I don't have cake. Well, Patrick, congratulations. Happy engagement. Okay. How far away do you think you are, Blaine?

From engagement. You never get married. Can I call bullshit on it? Yes. So when you get married, I get to go. Ah, it's like, is anybody, you know, against this marriage in the new back?

Hey, don't. So Gavin would stand up and go. I think that he gets it anyone on the pipe. What?

I don't know. I don't know what that beer is. I think beer is from the other fridge. It's just like Monterey Jack. Cheese. Is that where that comes from? I have no idea. Guys, hand me my bottle opener, which I specifically brought in today. You've taken it from me. It's a good bottle opener, right? It's great. It's great.

I'm describing the middle. Stop. Stop. Blaine. So Blaine saw that bottle opener. You stepped away. You dropped that bottle opener off here. You stepped away. Blaine said, Oh, is that a whistle? I said, no, it's a bottle opener. He said, I bit it's a whistle. And he proceeded to blow on both ends of it, trying to make it blow like a whistle. Nope. Not whistle. Not even close. It looks like a whistle. I mean, I get what you're saying. I've seen whistles in this configuration, but no, it's not. I shall just point why I have a big ass beard. You explained the last week. Did I? Yeah. Yeah. It's like now.

I had to shoot three days last week that I'm going back for my last day of shooting on Thursday. And so I can't do anything about it. I got to keep it like this. And I'm not allowed to like, Oh, three days with city facial hair. How many podcasts were you on when you had your mullet stash? None. Really? I think so. We had come in for the. I can't balance this with my macro. So you can have it. It's too many carbohydrates. It's too. Are you not happy for him? Do you hate the gaze?

I came out. No, blit blit won't eat cake because he hates the game. That's not true. I'm eating cake. Congratulations, Patrick. Wait a minute. Don is gay. What are you doing here? What you're killing me? You want to? You hate the gaze? Oh, I hate cake. That's bullshit. I said no. And then you have to eat it. That's typical. Patrick told me I see it at celebratory. It's typical Gavin. By the way, I'm going to play it for something. Now we're talking about weddings and cake.

There was a story I once told about how I almost got Monty to cut the cake at Michael and Lindsey's wedding. And occasionally that comes up and as something where I'm an evil person, I would have never in a million years actually let Monty cut the cake.

They're defend yourself. You suggested it. What's that? You're the one who suggested it though. I did know I did suggest it. But if you went all the way in with the knife and was ready to cut the cake. Once he was like halfway through the cake, I want to set some. I would have stopped him. I always feel like.

Monty, very Monty-like. But I don't think he would have cut the cake. I think he would have tried to freak you out. Get really near the cake for the knife and then not cut it.

I think he would have tried to give it to me to cut the cake for him. If I had got a piece of cake off of that, he definitely would have had to follow a piece of cake.

We got a bottle opener. Are you really worried like blame putting his mouth on that? Are you really concerned about germs?

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