The Breathless NFL Reporting of Popcorn Farts In The Wind
CzabeCast
Steve Czaban
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 24 May 2023
⏱️ 36 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
When there's nothing else going on in the NFL, and the actual games are still a painful 3.5 months away, what else can you do besides report studiously on shit that does not matter. CZABE flies solo again, but covers alot of ground, including Carmelo Anthony's retirement, the "self-scout" he should have done on a crutch phrase he's using like Aikman does "good job" and
Our Sponsors:
* Check out Indeed and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://www.indeed.com/
* Check out Indeed and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://www.indeed.com/
Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Today, on the Zabcast, the meaningless popcorn farts of all season NFL OTAs are being |
| 0:06.3 | dutifully smelt and analyzed and reported upon by legions of NFL sports riders. |
| 0:11.8 | I wonder, there must be a better way, right? |
| 0:14.2 | A self-scouting deep dive has revealed my own, Aikman-like jobs report. |
| 0:19.4 | Can I iron it out to avoid being ridiculed myself? |
| 0:22.6 | All that plus put it right there on the kisser. |
| 0:25.8 | Your 30-minute Zabcast Express is locked and loaded, so buckle up, fam. Let's go! |
| 0:39.9 | Wednesday, May 24, 2000 and 23. Thank you for downloading. |
| 0:45.2 | I appreciate everybody listening. I have too much material tonight, so let's get right to it. |
| 0:50.1 | It's just you and I. I'm watching right now the Celtics and the Heat |
| 0:55.4 | Game 4. Heat are starting to pull away in the third quarter. |
| 0:59.3 | I'll keep you posted as the podcast goes on. Actually, I doubt that. |
| 1:04.5 | We could be looking, by the way, at a quad sweep situation, because last I checked the Vegas |
| 1:11.4 | Golden Knights were up for nothing on Dallas to go up three games to love there. |
| 1:16.7 | Florida's already up three games to nothing against Carolina. |
| 1:21.4 | We'll be totally dark over the weekend. |
| 1:24.6 | If this is the case, I think the Stanley Cup finals begin June 3rd, |
| 1:28.9 | and that would be Saturday or Sunday. It'd be Saturday, I believe, June 3rd was the date. |
| 1:34.8 | NBA finals don't begin until June 1st, no matter what happens, |
| 1:39.0 | tonight with the Celtics and the Heat. We'll be twiddling our thumbs for about a week, |
| 1:43.1 | but I'm sure there'll be stuff to talk about. |
| 1:47.0 | Like football that doesn't really matter right now, but there are paid men reporting on it |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Steve Czaban, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Steve Czaban and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.