My name is Joshua Topolsky and I have a new podcast called What Future.

But I want to tell you that I'm being forced by my producer to record a promo telling you about my show.

And I'm not trying to force you to listen to it.

And maybe you're not interested in internet culture and the future of life on planet Earth.

And why John Carpenter movies are so good.

You may just want to listen to a podcast about, I don't know, sports or whatever Joe Rogan talks about.

And that's fine, you know, no judgment.

But if you like what you're hearing and I know that you do, you can listen to all of what future on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Comedy de Greatest.

Australia.

Good morning, USA. You have the drop? No? Okay, hold on. We're going to pretend everybody's here.

I think DJM, we got a flat tire. He's on his way in. No drop? Okay, no drop.

All right, well, yes. Good morning, guys. Maybe we'll do that again in a second. Angela Yead is the Breakfast Club.

I think both the guys are on their way in. But it's like a heat wave going on right now.

I keep on getting these text messages from Con Edison, making sure that they know that we, if anything happens with the power to let them know immediately.

But it is definitely disgusting outside. And I don't care what anybody says. It is stinky in New York City.

And there's a lot of rats outside. Now, I know I always complain about this, but today is garbage pickup day in my neighborhood.

And I promise you I was standing at the top of my steps watching rats run around in the street like they was taken over.

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