My name is Joshua Topolsky and I have a new podcast called What Future.

But I want to tell you that I'm being forced by my producer to record a promo telling you about my show.

And I'm not trying to force you to listen to it.

And maybe you're not interested in internet culture and the future of life on planet Earth.

And why John Carpenter movies are so good.

You may just want to listen to a podcast about, I don't know, sports or whatever Joe Rogan talks about.

And that's fine, you know, no judgment.

But if you like what you're hearing and I know that you do, you can listen to all of what future on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

My name is Nando Vila and I host the new podcast, the best soccer podcast in the world. And I assure you, it is.

This new podcast tells stories that spill well beyond the field from legendary players to silly hairdos to heart-wrenching finals.

If you're into football, I don't think there can be a better expression of it than the World Cup.

All episodes will be in English and in Spanish.

Listen to the best soccer podcast in the world as part of the Michael Dupont podcast network available on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

We're here to eat the only one who can keep these guys in check.

This is the breakfast come, bitches.

Good morning, USA.

Good morning, Angela Yee. Good morning, my name is Emily. Shalom in the God. Peace to the planet is Tuesday.

Yes, it's Tuesday. How y'all feeling out there?

I feel amazing. I could finally breathe again. I think the last seven days I had a cold. You still sound sick.

I feel a lot better than I was before. I couldn't breathe. It was nasally. I was coughing. It wasn't cold when I kept testing myself.

We talked about that behind the scenes because I had the same thing.

I'd be getting seasonal bronchitis. I went to the doctor yesterday to get the pump in the steroid.

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