This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. It's Tuesday. It's the 5th of March and it's freezing outside. Well, it certainly was when I came in here this morning. My God, it was cold.

Nice to have your company. As we predicted, the fake pair, Gemma Collins and James Argent are back together again. That lasted

precisely a week. Have you noticed they're all doing it? Everybody, if you think of any minor Zed-list

celebrities, they're all doing it. So they went on a romantic trip to Paris. There's nothing

romantic about Paris. I've been there. It's horrible. It's nice to go on the Euro Star. That's about the any decent

thing. And then they went to the Four Seasons Hotel. And luckily, somebody in there managed to get a

picture of them. Well, I mean, that's a bit set up, isn't it? Well, so you mean to tell me there's somebody

in the Four Seasons Hotel knew who they were. But as I did predict, what was it, last week, week before, I said to you, it's a fake, it's a fake split up.

Fake split up. So they can then get publicity to get back together again, but they've all started doing it.

It's like, who else had a bit of a meltdown? Oh, Jordan was told to grow up by Pearce Morgan.

I thought that was very good on television, because basically she's just a complete buffoon.

And she's now branded Peter Andre a selfish hypocrite because he won't let her film with their children.

Because apparently you need both sets of parents to agree.

So that's good news, isn't it?

Because otherwise she's got nothing else to put on the programme.

She's very dreary, very boring, but at least Piers Morgan went, why don't you just grow up?

He didn't phrase it like that, though.

He sort of did it in a roundabout way, which was a shame because I'd have just said to her,

you're a pain in the rear end, grow up or ship out.

Gemma Collins, incidentally, is now nipped up to Cheshire.

She's filmed secret scenes.

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