All right, everyone, we've reached a point in our parasycial relationship that I feel comfortable

enough talking to you about pleasure. Shocker to no one if you've gotten to know me, but nonetheless,

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It went viral for a reason.

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If you somehow haven't heard of Bolesa, let me fill you in.

This is a by-women for everyone company that's completely flipping the script on sexual wellness.

Their mission is to empower you to embrace, explore, and celebrate your pleasure.

I'm sure you've seen their famous air vibe.

You know that little red dual stimulation toy that's all over your Instagram feed or their new whisper collection,

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It's mind-boggling to think of all the non-human heroes that have faced death-defying odds and

survived, all without any human there to witness their courage or record their story.

For instance, think of the Mama Puma of Patagonia, chasing down a wild Guannaco, just trying to bring home a meal for her young.

Risking her life, hooves kicking at her head, leaping on her praise back and hanging on like a bronco rider, only to fail way more often than she succeeds.

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