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| 0:00.0 | Ah shit. |
| 0:01.0 | Are you kidding? |
| 0:02.0 | I can't move! |
| 0:04.0 | Sorry, buddy. |
| 0:06.0 | So Ivan, and Ivan's very real and definitely not Photoshop girlfriend. |
| 0:13.0 | Oh, she goes to a different school. |
| 0:15.0 | Oh, you guys. |
| 0:16.0 | You guys don't know her, bro. |
| 0:18.0 | They met on the internet. |
| 0:19.0 | Freed knows her, bro. |
| 0:20.0 | We went and we saw a Doctor Strange, too, to get it. We were at soccer practice together, and Freed was there. Yeah, I met her. She's not real. I met her. Yes. So, Ivan's on a date with his definitely real girlfriend. Outside the restaurant, Ivan's raving about his love for Swozy. |
| 0:38.4 | He's an iron fan. |
| 0:39.5 | He's the biggest smoothie fan, though. |
| 0:41.9 | I want to say something. |
| 0:43.7 | I want to be real. |
| 0:44.5 | I don't even know who Spoozy is. |
| 0:47.4 | Can you leave that in the car? |
| 0:49.1 | All right, Ivan, I need you to tell your girlfriend the top three reasons why you love Swozy. |
| 0:55.7 | All right, here, here. |
| 0:56.7 | The guy is hilarious. |
| 0:58.8 | Two, very relatable. |
| 1:00.3 | You know, I relate to him. |
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