Welcome to the Department of Homeland Security, the officially unofficial podcast for the boys on Amazon Prime.

I'm Jim.

I'm Aaron.

And today we're talking season three, episode seven, titled Here Comes a Candle to Light You To Bed.

Aaron, are you familiar with what the title of this episode is all about?

I am, but only because I looked it up.

Same? Are you?

I'm not English. I'm very much not English.

And so I did not know that this was kind of a children's nursery rhyme with a dark twist.

A lot of them are like that, you know, like ring around the rosies about,

there's about dying of the pox and the little bunny foofoo's picking up field mice and bopping on it.

Just psychotic shit children are coming up with.

How does that happen?

How does that happen?

You know what? It's the adults.

There's no way a kid comes up at the oranges and lemons says the bells of St. Clemens.

There's no way.

There's no way that kind of sophisticated verbal play.

So, so the point is at the end of this whole thing,

which is talking about all the bells you can hear in London and making coxney rhyming slangs out of all of them.

It says here comes a candle to light you to bed and here comes a chopper to chop off your head.

Chip, chop, chip, chop, the last man is dead.

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