The boys get steamy...
Staying Relevant
Staying Relevant
4.9 • 6.2K Ratings
🗓️ 12 February 2026
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
This week, the boys step into their most steamy era as they attempt their very best impressions of Nigella Lawson, now that she’s officially the new Bake Off judge.
With Valentine’s Day creeping up, a listener asks the all important question: are Valentine’s cards romantic keepsakes or just aggressively soppy bits of folded paper? The boys weigh in with their honest opinions.
And finally, we address a more serious topic. Following messages about Pete’s audiobook, the boys take a moment to respond and clear a few things up.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Staying Relevant, the bonus episode hosted by me, Sam Thompson, and our very own Peter, James, Jonathan, Joseph Wicks. |
| 0:10.5 | This is the bonus episode, which means it's Thursday. You'll be able to watch this on Josh and Kira's YouTube channel from Sunday at 5pm and then Monday's main episode, which you will have heard audibly. |
| 0:20.4 | You can now watch on Josh and Kira's YouTube channel as of 5pm last night Monday's main episode, which you will have heard audibly. |
| 0:24.5 | You can now watch on Josh and Kira's YouTube channel as of 5pm last night, which is Wednesday, which means that you can catch us on a Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Sunday. |
| 0:30.1 | Lovely. |
| 0:31.1 | This episode will contain swearing if you don't like it, go f***ing itself. |
| 0:34.2 | This is the bonus episode, which means it's all about you. |
| 0:36.7 | So if you do want to be |
| 0:37.7 | involved, then email us at hello at srproductions.co.uk. I still hate it. I've been doing |
| 0:43.8 | it for over a year now and it's still vile. Oh, I got something in the post recently. |
| 0:48.3 | Excellent. Was it shit? No, I haven't opened it, but it was to me and you. |
| 0:53.1 | I've got something for you. |
| 0:55.0 | Something arrived for you from Dubai. Was it shit? I don't know. That did scare me. And I was like, well, first of all, it's yours. I'm not going to open it. It was actually just to you. But I think they must have got the postcode from staying relevant or something. But it's like two Pete Wigs. and it's like in a sealed thing. |
| 1:11.9 | I was like, I don't know what this is,, but it's like two Pete Wicks, and it's like in a sealed thing. |
| 1:11.9 | I was like, I don't know what this is, but like it panicked me. I should have brought it in, |
| 1:16.3 | actually, we could have all opened it together. Also, as if you haven't opened that. |
| 1:21.1 | That on my life. Man, I'm not that guy. Only because it scared me. |
| 1:27.7 | Just in case it's arson or fucking like, like... |
| 1:30.8 | But there's also a really... |
| 1:31.8 | It looks like a really nice letter that's been sent |
| 1:34.1 | that is to me and you. |
| 1:36.8 | I was going to bring that in. |
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