Honestly, I wish there was a way for people to get a live stream of our texts so that like any time they could log on to a website and just see like, like, have an API that mimics the I messages and they could just scroll through and like see what we've said. We can make it $5 a month. You can read Meet and Patrick's texts.

That's the $20 a month level.

You can read our text. We'll send you screenshots. For example, I'm just thinking of something

that's happened recently. These smart diapers from Pampers will tell you when the baby needs to be

changed. I'm being in a bucket. Meanwhile, I'm being in a bucket.

Meanwhile, my baby has a diaper that connects to Wi-Fi and tells him the pH balance of his own urine.

Welcome to The Crunch, the only young, hip, and lay podcast that focuses on guest faith sharing, often over drinks.

It's your boy, Ethan.

And I'm Patrick.

Ethan, we left a huge gap in the podcasting market.

We did.

What was the gap, Patrick?

I don't know.

I'm not quite sure what the gap is, but we left a big old gap.

We left a huge hole because we forgot to include hip, young, and lay people in our target audience.

I saw that article while I was on the crunch Twitter, and I thought about retweeting it.

I'm just putting rude.

But I might actually do that.

You should.

I think it'd be funny to start a well-natured beef with the Jesuitical podcast for a variety of reasons.

One, they have more money than us, so we have nothing to lose.

Should I just retweet it with the corn emoji?

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