I wish my brain was bigger so that my headphones fit my head because my head is so small

and I have the headphones on the smallest setting and there's still look they're still

they're so loose on my head you got little itty-bitty head yeah if I had a if I had a bigger

skull if I could pick one part of my body to be bigger the skull the skull yes i don't know

what other i don't know what else you would you know yeah maybe my left bicep just right it's either

you you have the option of like oh i'll make my right like bigger be stronger at kicking or my right

arm bigger and be stronger at throwing but it's's like you, what do you gain from that?

If I make my head bigger, I look like a mega mind.

Welcome to The Crunch, the only podcast where you can hit a bucket of balls with the boys for only 1995.

I'm Ethan.

And I'm Patrick.

It's great to be back.

I say that because I went golfing this weekend.

The skin has been rubbed raw off of my right middle finger because I was gripping the club too hard.

Those of you who know anything about golf will know for sure that all of my shots went very

far to the right and none of them went straight. And yet I keep coming back like a dog to his vomit.

Anybody who knows the podcast knows that even though Nick played golf in high school, I am better than him at golf.

He didn't play golf. He didn't play golf. Everybody who listens to this podcast knows that even though Nick Nevy is better looking than me, he's still taller than me.

That just sounds like two good things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nick Nevy's awesome.

He's a great guy.

We love him.

Is he dating anybody?

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