I didn't get that first clap.

Hello there, everybody.

This is Wet Jeans.

We're a new podcast.

We figured that sometimes we have conversations

and other people might think it's interesting.

So we're going to be talking about everything.

Who's dating who in Hollywood?

And we're going to be talking about the possible war with China.

So I would not, I never want to go to war with China.

Yeah, I wouldn't want to hear too many of them.

Yeah, I mean, it's a numbers game.

I don't know if they'll probably do a draft

if we ever go to war though.

I heard that Asian chicks love American dudes.

You think that's true?

I bet you, it's true.

I feel like that could be true,

but it could also be created from an unfair stereotype.

All right.

So with that being said, speaking of stereotypes,

college dudes, we're not in college anymore,

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