The boys are WIGGING OUT and FARTING!
The Valleycast
The Valleycast
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🗓️ 12 November 2025
⏱️ 52 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Well, this is bullshit because you guys, you guys, you know, Elliot suggested we wear wigs for the show today, and I sent a text that said, I have no prep time to dig a wig out of a fucking box that is buried under other boxes. |
| 0:26.8 | And I just don't fuck with wigs anymore, guys. |
| 0:29.8 | I'm fucking 43 years old. |
| 0:32.5 | Gross. |
| 0:33.2 | I do not fuck with wigs. |
| 0:35.8 | I think they're gross and tacky. And unless you're bald or going through |
| 0:39.8 | chemotherapy, I don't think you should be doing it because you know what it is? It's stolen valor. |
| 0:47.1 | Grace had cancer. So, yeah, dude. Also, my wife has on his book. What's wrong with you, Steve? You do get to do that, Elliot. |
| 0:56.0 | You do get to do that. |
| 0:57.0 | But I would, if I were you, I would hold off for moments that you would greatly benefit from |
| 1:05.0 | Mike dropping that. |
| 1:06.0 | And this was not it. |
| 1:07.0 | I don't know. |
| 1:08.0 | I thought it felt pretty second. |
| 1:10.0 | Yeah. Was that better? My wife has cancer, Steve. |
| 1:13.7 | I think you guys need to hold off on using that as frivolously as you are. Maybe you should get you |
| 1:19.8 | a girl who struggled with cancer, Steve. I pray every night. I pray every night. Also, dude, |
| 1:26.6 | for the last time, yes, we respect you, and yes, we do read your text messages, |
| 1:31.3 | and yes, we think you're funny. |
| 1:33.1 | And that's why we obviously listen to you and chose not to wear wigs. |
| 1:38.2 | Very good. |
| 1:39.6 | Don't feel like watching movies, so I'll watch people get them instead i don't know how it goes i think it starts |
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