It feels good.

Like, it's solid, except for this fucking chair.

This chair sucks.

It's like my favorite chair.

Is that the chair?

This is my favorite chair.

Everyone else at the company hates it.

Yeah.

I have two of them.

One's at my house, one's here.

I've been to the hardware store like a million times. So I've taken so many things into the hardware store just like randomly. Like I'm not stealing anything. I walked in with this. I just got to find the shit that fits it. Yeah. Isn't that an awkward feeling when you take something into like Home Depot or or something you're like i didn't like you

like show the camera like i didn't steal this i'm here i brought it you know i used to but i'm pretty

comfortable now yeah pretty comfortable they know me at ace they know me at home depot and at lows

nice yeah building the house yeah the house did all this myself i know touch myself. I know. Touch it, look at it. It's fucking beautiful! I'm impressed. It's not bad. Yeah, it's not bad. You are handy. I've been known to do a couple things with my hands. Yeah. Some not so good. Some took me a lot longer to find, like the Clitoris. It took me a lot of find that. It's a mystery.

You know, it is.

Yeah.

I think, uh, I think every young man goes on that journey, like Frodo Baggins. Yeah. Just go off into there and try and find it. Yeah, it's not always the same location, you know. I, I thought it was. I thought it was. Same region.

You've got to navigate a little bit, you know.

I love it was. I thought it was. Same region. You've got to navigate a little bit, you know. I love it. We're back. We are back. All right. Good morning, good morning, everybody. Welcome to the HWMF podcast. I'm your host, Seth Ferozia here with my heterosexual likemate. Bob. Hello, sir. And our esteemed young gentleman colleague, Mr. Aiden. Hello. Hello, Aidan. This has been our great time here. We are back. Dude, we are back. I know, the table's back. I think we're like back back. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I've been fucking working my balls off to get to this point right now. Yeah. It has taken me a little bit longer than I wanted to, but I am here.

This building this was my, it was in my head about five months ago, four months ago.

I conjured up this idea, which it's going to be on YouTube very soon.

We're going to talk about it, a whole layout.

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