The boy in the box
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2023
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
Luke’s forced to face up to his past on today’s episode as he tells Pete all about a very memorable encounter he had with a mysterious character as a child. Amazingly, Pete manages to solve the mystery in about 30 seconds and uncovers exactly who the person was Luke encountered all those years ago.
We also hear about an unwelcome development in Luke’s local community and a listener gets in touch with their own story about Tic Tacs. Warning: The story contains ‘unpleasant details’!
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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | It's a logo picture. I'm Pete Donaldson. It is a Monday full of cord, Luke. Oh, shit. |
| 0:15.2 | Full of, I'm 42 now and I'm full of cord. You seem fine. You seem broadly fine. I would |
| 0:21.2 | say that just so people know from the outset, from the off, from the off due to some personal |
| 0:27.8 | circumstances. We've had to record this in advance. Right. We haven't seen King Charles's |
| 0:32.1 | coronation. No. We will do so. We'll be surprised about the skateboard bit. |
| 0:37.3 | Yeah. Who knew we could kick flip? I didn't honestly know. Pears Morgan was in the place |
| 0:41.8 | such a big role. But we don't know what happened because we haven't seen it pre-record. We have to |
| 0:45.5 | pre-record the shit's going on in our personal lives. Nothing bad. All good. But it's just |
| 0:49.2 | logistically tough. So we will do. Luke's up in the beak. We will. Is that fixed penalty notice |
| 0:54.8 | again? We will do the I'll take on that later on and we're not breaking new shows. I'm sure |
| 0:59.8 | you'll enjoy it. But just a lot of you don't live in England. Do you have a bit. Pete. Oh, yeah. |
| 1:05.1 | No one else is going to uncover that. Are they the King's coronation? Of course. |
| 1:08.7 | America obsessed with it. They had to give us an extra fucking media |
| 1:11.6 | ban holiday because we knew that we'd kick off. I get about 15 questions about the royal family |
| 1:16.8 | every time I go to America. So trust me. It matters. Right. Anyway, we'll do it at some point. |
| 1:22.3 | I don't want people to listen to think when they're going to start talking about this. We're not at |
| 1:25.3 | this point in proceedings. I've not created the Prince Charles ear. I promise to make shit. |
| 1:31.2 | To be fair, it's not only invite and the in the old. So nice to have. It's a nice to have yet. |
| 1:35.6 | It's a nice bonus. But yeah, I'm just finding, you know, I talk about a lot of things going wrong |
| 1:41.6 | in my DIY life. I'm trying to sell a car and all of these things that kind of come through. |
| 1:47.2 | You're like, well, there's just a lot of my time being taken up with things I don't want to do. |
| 1:51.7 | And things that I do want to do like Creep Prince Charles ear out of some form. That's the thing |
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